It looks like Hasbro’s Slimy Corporate Tentacle™ finally managed to get its suckers on us, so with a heavy heart, we have no choice but to release everyone’s favorite Koolsader back into the wild. But luckily, Koolsader HQ policy dictates that friendship is replaceable! In a stunning turn of events we are asking YOU (no, not you, Greg) to recommend a brand new friend to join the Koolsader familial conglomerate! All you need to do is to write us a letter of recommendation with the name, favorite color, and an 800 word technical document describing why this new friend is the perfect mathematical fit to join the Koolsaders. Leave it behind the dumpster outside the 7/11 down the street in an ebony Gucci briefcase (the one with alligator skin). Do you have what it takes? We’ll be waiting. (Unless you’re Greg. Seriously Greg, we have a restraining order.)
Sadly, there won’t be a Koolsaders Halloween special again this year. My hands are full and I simply don’t have the time to work on a bunch of posts right now. Sorry! I’ll just leave you with this quick little sketch because I figure it’s better than nothing.